Do you know what I hate?

When people say FO-WARD instead of FOR (4)-WARD.
HELLO PEOPLE? DON'T BE DUMB!
Sorry if you say it wrong, but you needed to be told. I still love you.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I scheduled my MT final for the end of this week and I'm feeling like this right now.

It's been a very long time since I've had to be tested on anything so I hope I don't spaz out and bomb it. It'll be nice to have it out of the way, though.

*TRAPPED*

Pay no mind to the lack of weed eating and the two grubby boys in this picture. What I'm hoping you'll notice is the perdy new white fence in the background. It was a happy day here at the Allred home when that was finished. No more escaping children. No more neighbors seeing Dawson while in his "I don't want to wear pants and a diaper" stage. No more toys crossing borders between the neighbors yard and ours anymore. The mess is contained and I am a happy girl.

*Reasons to NEVER have a late Sunday nap again*

1) The kids have "bad dreams" 2 minutes after you tuck them in.

2) Dylan gets "too hot" and needs white milk to cool him off.

3) At about 12:30 in the morning, Dylan comes down and tells us he needs to text someone.

4) Daddy gets poked awake being told that they're "hungry."

5) Lazy Dylan is still sleeping and it's 10:56 am.

*dylan's phrase of the week*

"What the hell?!?!"

That's my boy. And I'm a bad mommy and laugh uncontrollably every time he says it.

*BORING*

Sorry, y'all, for the lack of bloggage lately. Nothing has been "blog worthy" lately and I have to buy new batteries for my camera. Things are peachy, though. My sister, Savannah, is staying with me for a little while. She says a month, I saw a week before she gets homesick and wants her mommy. We'll see. It has been lovely having her here, though. I think every mom should have a nanny. Seriously. I've gotten a LITTLE bit more done with her here than without. When I'm working or doing school work, they still like to come in and bug me about everything. "Go ask Savannah" I say- "No, you can do it" they say. Oh well. The best part is I can go do errands and ditch a kid with her OR leave them in the car with her while I run in somewhere really fast. Saves the schlepping of children in and out and all around. She can stay all summer as far as I'm concerned.