Is it just me?

I hear this often while shopping at an un-named superstore: "John Smith, if you're still in the store, you have a message at the fitting rooms." You would think for a store whose plan it is to take over the world, they could find some employees that understand that their intercom pages are actually only heard in the store and nowhere else.  You would think.

Another Conversation with Dylan

Dylan: Oh, I like this commercial.

Me:  Why?

Dylan:  Because. Dead people.


Can someone please tell me what I'm doing wrong here?